2013-14 Game Recaps

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Blackhawks 7 – Avalanche 2: Mountain of Madness

Photo credit: Bill Smith, NHL.com

Well, that was certainly fun.

After 20 minutes of play tonight you pretty much knew where this was going. Three goals, one on the man advantage, and Patrick Sharp was just one goal away from a hattie on his birthday. He completed the trick barely 30 seconds into the 2nd period and the Hawks never let up the remainder of the way. Fuck, Michal Handzus scored a goal tonight because Patrick Kane put up a point in his 13th straight. Whitewashing. By the end, I’d run out of words to describe the thing.

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Fenwick chart for 2013-12-20 Canucks 3 at Blackhawks 2 (SO)

You’re Tired and You Don’t Show It: Shootout Boxing with Canucks (3) and ‘Hawks (2)

(Brian Cassella/Chicago Tribune)

(Brian Cassella/Chicago Tribune)

You’ve likely read most everything regarding last night’s 3-2 shootout loss to the hated Canucks, so I’ll try and be brief throughout some points and into Boxing.

– With Vancouver playing the second of a back-to-back – three in four nights overall – and the ‘Hawks coming off three days rest, the first period went about as expected. The Blackhawks outshot the Canucks 10-3 and, as evident by the chart seen below via Extra Skater, they pretty much dominated the play. Kris Versteeg got the ‘Hawks on the board with a deflection of Patrick Kane’s shot for the period’s only goal.

Fenwick chart for 2013-12-20 Canucks 3 at Blackhawks 2 (SO)

– As you can see, though, Vancouver turned it up a notch after a period of finding their legs and held the ‘Hawks relatively at bay, save for Kane’s goal less than five minutes into the second. The Canucks tightened up and clogged the neutral zone, allowing them to put more chances on net before tying the game.

– Antti Raanta could’ve been better, but each of those goals came off deflections. Kassian’s goal deflected in off Brent Seabrook’s inner leg and changed the puck’s trajectory. Raanta made a valiant effort on the second goal to go post-to-post, but Sedin got enough lift on a loose puck to get it off Raanta’s shoulder and into the net. Shit happens.

– That shootout was fucking agonizing and I hated every second of it. Especially when Lack somethefuckhow was able to snatch Kane’s backhand. I read Kane’s lips on TV and he explained it perfectly: “No fucking way.”

– The Blackhawks failed to score on the power play after going the last 10 games with at least one power-play goal. Kane said he thought the PP let the team down, but Vancouver has killed off 29 of their last 30 penalties and leads the NHL with a 90.2 PK percentage. Something had to give, and it so happened to be the ‘Hawks PP.

– Adam, Jim and I would like to thank Piece in Wicker Park for their hospitality while we were easily the most animated people in the place watching the game.

– Losing to Vancouver is never fun – at all – and it’s especially frustrating when blowing a two-goal lead to those assholes, but, well, whatever. 5-1-1 over the last seven ain’t so bad. Just pound the Devils on Monday.

Brief Boxing…

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Unexpectedly Expected: Blackhawks 3 – Kings 1

Jon Toews recalling what it was like to be placed on a line with #GorillaSalad last season (photo credit: Jonathan Daniel, NHL.com)

Now, admittedly I did not watch last night’s contest against the Leafs due to a prior engagement (it’s still on my DVR, I might watch it just to make sure it really happened) but the type of play tonight at the United Center is what I would have expected against that Toronto team, not these Kings. Conversely, I would not have been surprised if the 7-3 drubbing came against Los Angeles. But in a complete role reversal, the Blackhawks absolutely dominated possession, out shooting LA 40-22, and were responsible for about two-thirds of any shot attempt directed towards either net. The Kings never mounted anything resembling an offense and were lucky to not be the first shutout victim of the 2013-14 season for the Blackhawks tonight.

So I say it again… just what the hell happened exactly in the Air Canada Center on Saturday?

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Boxing 12-10-13 Flyers

Scoring Spree: Boxing with Blackhawks (7) and Flyers (2)

Scott Strazzante/Chicago Tribune)

Scott Strazzante/Chicago Tribune)

Welp, Philadelphia sure got Phucked.

Trailing 1-0 after 20, the Blackhawks dominated the final 40 and ran away with a 7-2 victory over the Flyers on Wednesday night that had a good portion of the United Center faithful leaving early to beat the traffic.

What they saw before heading out into the penis-shrinking frigid temperatures was a beatdown perfectly suited for an embarrassment of a Philadelphia squad. Seven goals by seven different Blackhawks. They’ve scored 19 goals during their three-game winning streak, making it look so easy that Jonathan Toews literally has goals coming out of his ass.

Our friend Brandon Spinner points out that the ‘Hawks haven’t scored at least six goals in three straight games since Jan. 21-24, 1993.

Quickly here…

– The ‘Hawks have six players with at least 10 goals. Six. Andrew Shaw got into double digits with his wrap-around tally past Rey M. Murray. Shaw is Chicago’s third-line center. He has 10 goals. You know how many Flyers have 10 goals? Hint: It equals the same amount of Stanley Cups they’ve won over the last 36 seasons.

Patrick Kane had two assists, bringing him to within one point of Sidney Crosby for the NHL lead. He has a point in 19 of his last 20 games, yet that didn’t stop the guy in Sec. 326, Row 13, Seat 11 from saying shit like this all night: DAT KANE, WHYS HE ALWAYS LOOKIN FER DA PASS? HE’S NOT DOIN NUTTIN. GOTS NO SPEED. SUMFFINS WRONG WIT DAT KANE GUY TONIGHT. HE DONT LOOK NO GOOD. I hope you’re reading this, too. Moron.

Patrick Sharp had a goal and two assists, making the handsome one officially on fire. Four goals and four assists during the winning streak. Remember when he used to play for the Flyers? And they gave him to the Blackhawks because they had too many centers and has flourished as a wing? And even played center on the 2010 Cup team at times? Hahahaha. I like that story.

– So, the penalty kill was meh, and the power-play unit gave up a pair of short-handed breakaways. But Antti Raanta was all over those, and he played a pretty solid net overall – especially given he played last night against Dallas. This two-day break should suit him well. Oh, and the ridiculous scoring output is sure helping ease his transition to holding down the fort in Crawford’s absence.

– Nice little tribute welcoming back Emery. He must’ve really missed hearing Chelsea Dagger.

Here’s Boxing. The other idiots will be here with you Saturday, Sunday and Tuesday, as I’m going to be doing plenty of drinking during an extended birthday weekend. You’ll hear me with Adam and Jim on Cheer the Podcast early next week, though.

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Boxing 12-9-13-Stars

Messin’ with Texas: Boxing with Blackhawks (6) and Stars (2)

Ronald Martinez/Getty photo

Ronald Martinez/Getty photo

Well, city of Dallas, thank you for providing us with two teams Chicago can laugh at on consecutive nights.

After the Bears broke open a tight game to rout the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, the Blackhawks scored early and often in a 6-2 domination of the Stars on Tuesday.

Before we go any further – especially since we won’t get to see him again until March 25 – can we all agree that Antoine Roussel is one of the biggest jagoffs this planet has ever seen? Kris Versteeg giving him that little shot as the clock wound down got him all butthurt, but Roussel was a piece of shit all night with his antics. And of course, that asshole scores twice. At least they had little meaning, unlike the last meeting at the United Center. He’s about as much fun as a morning-after-White Castle shart.

On to more important things, the resounding victory was a nice follow after dominating Florida on Sunday, and a solid precursor heading into Wednesday’s tilt at the UC against Philadelphia. Antti Raanta was solid, Patrick Kane, Patrick Sharp, Brandon Saad and Duncan Keith all played very well, and the ‘Hawks got a little revenge, too.

A couple things I wanted to point out…

– We’ve all been pretty tough on Brent Seabrook around here, but I thought he played a solid game tonight, including the pass that sprung Kane for his breakaway goal. He played tough along the boards and drew a couple penalties.

– Though the ‘Hawks failed to convert on that early, extended 5-on-3, it wasn’t because they were short on chances. Sure, it stings not to pot one there, but Lehtonen made a couple of nice saves and pucks went just wide. Had they not generated anything, it would be more concerning.

– As Nakis wrote on Twitter, nice goal by Future 3rd-line Winger Michael Kostka.

– Keith’s slap pass to Sharp that led to a breakaway goal was a thing of beauty. By the way, he’s fourth in the league with 24 assists. Not fourth among defensemen, but fourth in the goddamn NHL. That’s neat.

– With the news Corey Crawford will be out three weeks – and I think that’s a gift given how bad he looked coming off the ice Sunday – it’s Raanta’s net. He might even get the call against the Philly as well given that the backup is now something named Kent Simpson. He let in a softy in the second and then one in the closing seconds to Dallas’ resident cocksucker, but he played some solid goal and made 27 saves.

Jonathan Toews missed a couple shifts and only took 11 draws, losing seven. Hand? Wrist? Just precaution in a blowout? We’ll see.

Before I get to Boxing, I’d like to first apologize for my lack of presence around the site lately. I got married – yes, I actually was able to convince someone to marry me – and have been dealing with a pending move back into the city, so things outside of here have been a bit hectic. I’ll be around a lot more now, especially as we get Cheer the Podcast going regularly.

Here we go….

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The More You Tighten Your Grip: Wild 4 – Blackhawks 3

Things I’d rather not see again this year: 3 defencemen on the ice at the same time (photo credit to NHL.com’s Bruce Kluckohn)

This was a hell of a hockey game. The Wild came out of the gates firing as Matt Cooke dented the twine not even five minutes into the contest on a goal from the slot. Torrey Mitchell’s pass was from behind the goal line in the corner and Cooke put it home. After that it wasn’t until a Wild powerplay late in the 2nd period that the scoreboard operator had to make a move. For the better part of the first 40 minutes, the play was even. Both teams traded chances and Quenneville relied heavily on his top line and pairing.

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Déjà Vu and We’re Through with You: Blackhawks 3 – Flames 2

Thankful for ToewsFace

Not sure I want to get used to having to come back against the Flames but it certainly is better to be on this side of the equation having been on the other far more recently when it comes to Chicago sports. A late third period goal to tie it and this time overtime wasn’t even necessary. Calgary was content finishing their meltdown in regulation. I’ll go ahead and join the chorus in saying that today, I am thankful for the Patricks.

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Chicago Blackhawks v Florida Panthers

Thirdy Something: The Blackhawks and the Third Period

Chicago Blackhawks v Florida Panthers

I planned to do Boxing tonight, but I ended up having to watch the game at work and couldn’t get around to it. Plus, there are some things to talk about that can’t be done through Boxing. I will do it after Thursday’s game against the ‘Ning. I think. I hope.

Taking at least a point in eight of the first nine games is something that should be celebrated. Not in the NHL-record-24-straight-games-to-start-a-season sort of fashion, but it’s definitely impressive – even for a team coming off its second Stanley Cup title in four years.

But there’s no doubt there’s some uneasiness resonating within the fan base about the Blackhawks’ inability to find twine in the third period this season, leading to some unnecessarily uncomfortable outcomes. Such was the case Tuesday, as the ‘Hawks blew a 2-0 lead in the final period before Jonathan Toews and Patrick Sharp scored in the shootout for a 3-2 win over Florida.

I know it seems like the easy way out, and I’m probably in the minority, but paint me unworried – which is precisely the stance the Blackhawks are taking. It’s October, and they’ve ended up with two points more often than not.

”We’re not happy with giving up leads in the third period,” Sharp said. ”We’d like to close teams out by scoring in the third period and get out of here, but when the games get tight we seem to play better and that’s important. It would be a lot worse if we were coming away with no points instead of two.”

”I don’t think we’re playing any different than the first two periods. I don’t think we’re sitting on leads,” Quenneville said. ”We’re not complaining, let’s put it that way.”

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CPR Results - Lightning

That’s a Shame: Blackhawks Allow Late Goal, Fall 3-2 in St. Louis (Plus Community Player Ratings Voting)

 

(Chicago Tribune photo)

(Chicago Tribune photo)

Losing is never fun. Losing to the Blues and their meth-head fans is even worse. Then changing the channel to see the Cardinals win a playoff series 10 minutes later undoubtedly is the featured torture of the devil himself.

But let’s take a step back and realize a couple things. Firstly, three victories in October does not a Stanley Cup champion make, no matter what Blues fans would have you believe. And a Blackhawks loss in October in a game between two solid clubs that could have gone either way really shouldn’t have anyone losing control of their bowels.

For once, a matchup between the ‘Hawks and Blues was pretty riveting, exciting hockey. The Blackhawks opened things up right off the bat, shooting down the ice at every possession change and creating a number of odd-man rushes they just couldn’t get past Jaroslav Halak. If one of those chances are buried, the scope of the game changes and I might be writing about a victory.

St. Louis converted on their prime chance in the first, with Vladimir Tarasenko potting a neutral-zone turnover past Corey Crawford. But, in usual Blues fashion, a stupid hit-from-behind penalty by Maxim Lapierre allowed Patrick Kane to tie the game less than two minutes later.

David Backes redirected a Alex Pietrangelo’s shot to give the Blues a 2-1 lead, but, yet again, St. Louis committed a dipshit penalty immediately that wound up with Jonathan Toews tying the game, again less than two minutes after the Blues took the lead.

Brent Seabrook’s attempt to slip into the slot backfired, as Alex Steen converted a 3-on-1 with 20 seconds remaining, and that was all she wrote.

All in all, there wasn’t much to hate – other than of course the extended cast of Duck Dynasty that are Blues fans celebrating like they were just offered a lifetime supply tainted crack. Let me explain….

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Blackhawks 2 – Lightning 3: Play 60

Our first Toews Face of the new campaign

Apologies for the late and likely abbreviated recap, but as much as I love hockey there were just way too many compelling things going on in the world of sports this evening for me to focus on the Hawks and Bolts tonight (jNWU not closing vs OSU, Max Scherzer and Justin Verlander dueling… also about 7 delicious pumpkin beers etc.). Anyways, let’s get to the hockey game from West Madison Street tonight.

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