Jim Nakis played terrible hockey all his life until college. He somehow made it through four years of school at Northern Michigan University without assaulting any of the thousands of putrid Red Wings fans that surrounded him. Contact him at email@example.com.
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Maybe Alicia Keys (note: I do not listen to Alicia Keys ) knew what she was talking about in that one Jay Z song?
The Blackhawks rolled into New York and played absolutely inspired hockey all night long. The Hawks threw 4 first period goals past a stunned Martin Biron and that’s all they would need to beat the best team in the Eastern Conference. While things got a little bumpy at the end of the 2nd period, the outcome was never really in doubt after the forth Blackhawk goal – which came just under 10 minutes into the contest.
0-8-1. That is worse than the start the Columbus Blue Jackets got off to at the beginning of the season. I hope all the jerks taking their kids to Disney on Ice are having a great time – because its killing the Chicago Blackhawks.
The Hawks were lucky to not be trailing by several goals at the end of the 1st period.
The opening period saw each team playing rather tentativly, which makes sense as both teams entered the game with long losing streaks. The goaltenders each made some decent saves and the Blackhawks had a power play opportunity that yielded exactly zero shots. Former Minnesota Wild winger Chuck Kobesaw had the best chance of the period in the waning seconds with Ray Emery down and out, but he missed a wide open net. This game didn’t really begin until the 2nd period though.
Is that sour taste out of your mouth yet? Yeah, it’s not out of mine either. Losing to the fucking Canucks is the absolute worst. If you’ve been a Blackhawks fan since the early 90′s, you’ve sort of been conditioned to expect losses in games with Detroit. Sure it sucks, but you knew it was coming. When they lose to the Blues, you can at least be reasonably sure they will kick the shit out of them next time – because they are the lowly Stanley Cup trophy-less St. Louis Blues. But losing to Vancouver? Goddamn it stings quite a bit. The worst part about this loss is that there won’t be a chance at revenge until March 21st, when the two teams face each other for the final time of the season at United Center. The last time Vancouver beat us, the Hawks only had to wait 10 days to see them again.
The Blackhawks battled their asses off last night, but ultimately fell short in overtime when nobody seemed to notice Thing 1 (or was it 2?) costing right into the wide open slot. Not scoring in the 2nd period (which they absolutely dominated) proved to come back and bite the Hawks right in the keister. An unbelievable goaltending performance by Cory Schneider and one bad giveaway by Viktor Stalberg were the keys to the Canucks victory. It’s as simple as that.
So, the Blackhawks have to be the best 4th place Central Division team of all time going into an All Star break, right? If you would have told the general public a month and a half ago that the Blackhawks would be where they are at this point, they would have lost their collective shit. While most people aren’t freaking out quite yet, the “trade Patrick Kane” movement that seems to spring up each time he hits a rough patch is back in force.
By far the most mind-blowing criticism we’ve seen in the past few days of Kane was that he was cherry picking while 3 other Hawks were fighting in the defensive zone (killing yet another too many men penalty) in the waning minutes of the Tuesday Nashville game. How can these people be serious? Why the hell else would Kane be on the ice at the end of a game on a penalty kill? THE HAWKS NEEDED A DAMN GOAL! OF COURSE HE WAS CHERRY PICKING! Game 5 in 2010 anyone?
Listen, we all know the Blackhawks lack a big time asset that will help us land the defenseman we need, but the notion that you would deal Kane at this point in his career is simply absurd and it’s getting extremely tedious going over this every time either Kane or the Blackhawks slump. Another thing, how many guys in the league would cut off a finger to have a down year in which they recorded 41 points in the first 50 games?
So Bartl was supposed to be around with your Boxing – but he has gone MIA. Sombody should probably look into that.
But we have bigger fish to fry! We’re going to forego a traditional recap as the game was yesterday and you’ve probably already read recaps here and here. Just a couple of real quick thoughts on the game and some other things:
Wow. What a roller-coaster ride that was. One can’t help but wonder what the outcome would have been if the Blackhawks had decided to play in the 1st period.
About that abortion of a 1st period – it may have been one of the worst of the season (excluding the Edmonton game, of course). Detroit was able to glide right into the Hawks zone and set up while the Hawks couldn’t even execute a dump and chase. Detroit led in shots on goal by an astounding 21-4 (9-0 through the first 7 minutes) margin and out-hit the Blackhawks 12-9. As you probably guessed by looking at the shots on goal, the Wings dominated every aspect of the game in the opening frame. The only reason this game wasn’t 5-0 at the end of the period was Corey Crawford, who was outstanding.
If you’re a glass half empty person, you think the loss of Patrick Sharp comes at the worst possible time for the Blackhawks. With the PP going down the crapper (again) and the schedule getting a lot tougher, the Hawks can ill-afford to be without a key cog in their top-6 for the next 3 to 4 weeks.If you’re the glass half full sort, you say to yourself that this injury could have been much worse and the kids they have called up from Rockford have been impressive.
Brendan Shanahan has decreed Daniel Carcillo must serve a 7-game suspension once he recovers from the knee injury he sustained while railroading Tom Gilbert on Monday night.
Whatever. As annoying as it is to watch the people who were looking for reasons to hate Carcillo from the second he signed gloat, there is absolutely nothing you can say to justify the hit he put on Gilbert. The puck was about 3 feet away from the contact point and his hands came way, way up. Worse yet, he injured his own knee on the play.
The Hawks are still uncertain how much time Carcillo will miss, but it’s likely to be a considerable amount - perhaps the rest of the season.Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.
Well this certainly came out of nowhere. The Blackhawks recalled 2009 1st Round pick Dylan Olsen today and placed 2011 5th round pick Andrew Shaw on the active roster. This news came on the heels of the Blackhawks announcing that Steve Montador and Marcus Kruger would both go on IR.
Olsen is a big (6-2, 214 LBS) stay at home defenseman that the Hawks could certainly use. It will be interesting to see who Q pairs him up with – most likely Sami Lepisto or Sean O’Donnell. This year at Rockford, Olsen is a -4 and has 1 goal and 1 assist in 30 games. Some speculated in the off-season that the Ryan Stanton might be the first Ice Hogs defenseman to get called up this year, but it appears Olsen has impressed the Blackhawks enough to be given that honor.