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Things Aren’t Looking Up, But We Are: Blackhawks 2 – Avalanche 3

We were actually discussing this game as a staff this morning and who would write the recap. I volunteered for it with my reasoning being that the Avalanche just have something about them that makes them punchable. Coming into this season we made a lot of jokes about Patrick Roy and the Feet but after 3/4 of the season I think it’s only we fair we give them credit for just how far they’ve come in a year. This roster is shaped similarly to the rebuild taking place for the 6th straight year in Alberta yet coming into tonight they were just one point behind Chicago in the division.

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Brown Chicken Brown Cow: Blackhawks Lots – Jackets Negative Threeve

Now normally I put in the Fenwick chart and some other analytical thoughts in here when I do the recaps but, yeaaaaah, we really don’t need to bother with that type of stuff tonight. The Blackhawks and their new fangled lines put together by Two Time Stanley Cup Winning Coach Joel Quenneville™ absolutely wrecked shop on West Madison Street tonight. So, for your viewing pleasure, I’ve accumulated some GIFs and videos for after the jump. Bartl’s still on his honeymoon and boxing will return when he’s done enjoying some well deserved R&R in Hawaii.

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Sponsored Post Part Deux: CtA’s Time in a Snow Globe

Wrapping up the Stadium Series game about four days after the fact because I’ve been out of town so excuse the tardiness of this post. With that in mind, here’s a video synopsis of what I saw for about four hours last Saturday.

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Novelty Hockey: A Sponsored Post @ CtA

We’re just a little over 24 hours away from the last Stadium Series game of the NHL season and I’ve got a little crowdsourcing to do in regards to the whole outdoor hockey phenomenon. While I was driving home after the Ranger game last night I had my radio tuned to The Score. In a rare moment of utility, the host whose name I can’t remember sparked an interesting discussion. Has outdoor hockey lost its appeal already and is the NHL overdoing it with now five of these outdoor games in a season?

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Cheer the Podcast: Episode 8

Cheer the Podcast Episode 8 (2.9.14): As we enter the Olympic break the guys talk about Shaw’s recent march to the penalty box, upcoming Olympic hockey, the playoff races around the league, possible landing spots for Ryan Miller (no, really), another DERP of the week and go off the rails a bit about killer whales.

Audio after the jump.

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Cheer the Podcast: Episode 7

Cheer the Podcast Episode 7 (2.2.14): The fellas answer e-mails, mostly pertaining to Bryan Bickell, and add a new weekly segment entitled “Derp of the Week.” They also discuss Mighty Mike D’s new commercial venture, Marty Havlat vs. Marian Hossa, the mid-point of the West Coast road trip and then delve into non-hockey topics Phillip Seymour Hoffman and the Super Bowl.

Audio after the jump.

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Halfway Home, All The Way Gone: Blackhawks 1 – Sharks 2

While I don’t much care for Joe Thornton, his beard is all that is man. (Photo credit: Don Smith, NHL.com)

I’m writing this the morning after and little has changed in the way I feel about this game. Full admission: I tweeted this last night and it actually happened. Upon waking up this morning I found out they the Hawks had failed to get the extra point and had to watch the skills competition on my DVR. That basically encapsulates my feeling about shootouts. That a game like this, while only two goals were scored, was decided by this method is meaningless in deciding who was the better team tonight.

This game was a tie for all intents and purposes.

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Cheer the Podcast: Episode 6

Cheer the Podcast Episode 6 (1/25/14): We got a new microphone! And have an intro! Once again we begin with reader e-mails as they increase in number, which include topics such as the 2nd line center acquisitions, playoff projections and who the Hawks want/don’t want to play, special teams recent performance, David Bowie and the recent sluggish play. Then we move into the upcoming road trip, Sochi security concerns, Blackhawks Nation’s photoshop larceny and the ever important sixth defenceman.

Audio after the jump.

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Cheer the Podcast: Episode 5

Cheer the Podcast Episode 5 (1/18/14): Among the topics covered today are e-mail submissions from readers, HockeyBuzz and how its rumors may rot your brain out, Bryan Bickell and what’s been written about him, HockeeNight’s GONNA DRINKEN, the death of a terrible jersey, Pat Foley and Eddie Olczyk and the properly setting expectations up and down the roster. Audio after the jump.

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One Less Than Desired: Blackhawks 2 – Avalanche 3

The face says it all. (Photo Credit: Jonathan Daniel, NHL.com)

Semyon Varlamov is the reason the Colorado Avalanche got one point, let alone the two they walked away with tonight. He was outstanding stopping 46 of 48 shots that reached him, with at least a handful or more being spectacular saves. I’m going to leave the off ice stuff out of this and give him credit for playing an excellent game tonight. His teammates didn’t much help him in the effort as Colorado was playing in its own end for roughly 75% of this game.

The Blackhawks also deserve credit of their own. You don’t generate 75% of the scoring chances in a hockey game without thoroughly dominating the 18 skaters the other team iced.

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