Ronald Martinez/Getty photo

Ronald Martinez/Getty photo

Well, city of Dallas, thank you for providing us with two teams Chicago can laugh at on consecutive nights.

After the Bears broke open a tight game to rout the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, the Blackhawks scored early and often in a 6-2 domination of the Stars on Tuesday.

Before we go any further – especially since we won’t get to see him again until March 25 – can we all agree that Antoine Roussel is one of the biggest jagoffs this planet has ever seen? Kris Versteeg giving him that little shot as the clock wound down got him all butthurt, but Roussel was a piece of shit all night with his antics. And of course, that asshole scores twice. At least they had little meaning, unlike the last meeting at the United Center. He’s about as much fun as a morning-after-White Castle shart.

On to more important things, the resounding victory was a nice follow after dominating Florida on Sunday, and a solid precursor heading into Wednesday’s tilt at the UC against Philadelphia. Antti Raanta was solid, Patrick Kane, Patrick Sharp, Brandon Saad and Duncan Keith all played very well, and the ‘Hawks got a little revenge, too.

A couple things I wanted to point out…

– We’ve all been pretty tough on Brent Seabrook around here, but I thought he played a solid game tonight, including the pass that sprung Kane for his breakaway goal. He played tough along the boards and drew a couple penalties.

– Though the ‘Hawks failed to convert on that early, extended 5-on-3, it wasn’t because they were short on chances. Sure, it stings not to pot one there, but Lehtonen made a couple of nice saves and pucks went just wide. Had they not generated anything, it would be more concerning.

– As Nakis wrote on Twitter, nice goal by Future 3rd-line Winger Michael Kostka.

– Keith’s slap pass to Sharp that led to a breakaway goal was a thing of beauty. By the way, he’s fourth in the league with 24 assists. Not fourth among defensemen, but fourth in the goddamn NHL. That’s neat.

– With the news Corey Crawford will be out three weeks – and I think that’s a gift given how bad he looked coming off the ice Sunday – it’s Raanta’s net. He might even get the call against the Philly as well given that the backup is now something named Kent Simpson. He let in a softy in the second and then one in the closing seconds to Dallas’ resident cocksucker, but he played some solid goal and made 27 saves.

Jonathan Toews missed a couple shifts and only took 11 draws, losing seven. Hand? Wrist? Just precaution in a blowout? We’ll see.

Before I get to Boxing, I’d like to first apologize for my lack of presence around the site lately. I got married – yes, I actually was able to convince someone to marry me – and have been dealing with a pending move back into the city, so things outside of here have been a bit hectic. I’ll be around a lot more now, especially as we get Cheer the Podcast going regularly.

Here we go….

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