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I love the pic of Sharpe & Kane celebrating. Look over Sharp's right shoulder at the fan burying his head, then over the left at the guy slapping himself. "What not this AGAIN! LU isn't even playing FFS!" then there is the guy next to him in a canucks jersey smiling. Canadians are such gracious hosts. To top it off Mila Kunis is in the front row right in front of the dude smiling, wearing their jersey laughing her ass off!
On Sharps goal, right before he shoots it, Carcillo, crosschecks, I think bieksa. You could see iot knocked him off balance. carcillo did a nice job of getting inside position. On the Sedin castration attempt, did you notice the look on Hjalmarrson's face as he went after him? Someone gave Sedin a pretty good facial. Torture technique - well I learned this from a kid when I was vacationing in Minnesota one summer - it still sickens me, so it must be pretty good. You cover Sedin with honey, bind his hands and legs and suspend him over an ant hill. trust me, there will be nothing but skin bones left the next day, sans the spine of course, which is non existent in the creep in the first place. Loved the picture of the open net and the guy giving the number one side to Bieksa
I still can't get over that prick shoving his stick in Crawford's crotch for no other reason than to be a complete asshole. One day i hope someone pulls a knockout punch comparable to Evander Kane flattening Matt Cooke on both of those shitheads.
Just in case people get lazy, Slak: According to Wikipedia: A naked person would be firmly fastened within a back-to-back pair of narrow rowboats (or in some variations a hollowed out tree trunk), the head, hands, and feet protruding from this improvised container. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his body so as to attract insects to the exposed appendages. They would then be left to float on a stagnant pond (or alternately, simply exposed to the sun somewhere). The defenseless individual’s feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within his or her exposed (and increasingly gangrenous) flesh. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Plutarch writes that it took Mithridates 17 days to die by this method of execution. Native American Indians also used a similar method of execution where they would tie the victim to a tree, smear him and leave him to the ants. Because he was not previously force-fed, he would generally starve in a few days. This sounds fun.
Ironically the ant torture was used on SOA this year. The Native American ammo providers had a Russian buried in the ground to his chest and he was covered with Dorylus (flesh eating) ants. It was rather disturbing & fits better for Bieksa than the twins imho as either of them would likely squeal themselves to death before an ant actually touched them. Bieksa is arrogant enough to believe that he's just doing what he always does and is taking on a smaller opponent. Good luck Bieksafuck
Doh! So my torture is a fun variation of the shave one of the twins goatees. After shaving, have Dave Bolland trim his luxurious man fro and reapply them to said twins face.
Remember in an earlier episode when they burned the tattoo of the club off of a former member? I'm not sure if the Sedins have a tattoo (which would be matching, of course) but the whole idea of fire with them makes me all warm inside. Pun intended.